There is a list of things I swear by when it comes to babies. When I got pregnant I surfed the internet like crazy for lists containing what you need for a newborn up to when they are about one. I found hundreds of things, one more useless than the other. Not knowing a thing…
BABY TALK AND DREAMS
Wine tastes amazing. Even better since I know it's only mine. I don't have to share it with the little one. She is not allowed. This is for mummy. I have wine and you have milk. I have coffee and you have orange juice. Life is not fair little sucker... got ya here! And this…
MUMMY ON A NIGHT OUT
Today I went out properly. For the first time in the past I have no idea how many months. Definitely since before I had Ruby. As a matter of fact the last time I remember I went out was when I didn't didn't even know I was pregnant. And that day I had so much…
MUMS I HATE
I mean real bitches. I seen them all around today. Everywhere I went there they were. I think they were literally following me, getting disguised so I won't recognise them. Or reality is so cruel and there are way too many bitches in the world. I am a pacifist but when you step on my…
BABY BUTTERFLIES 🦋 AND COFFEE ☕ 