WHEN YOU’RE NOT A PARENT BUT ACT LIKE ONE

Remember those days when you wanted children and seen yourself as the perfect parent riding a unicorn with your hair waving in the air, your LO farting rainbows, having clean clothes any time of the day and their nose never dripping?

THE END OF AN ERA – bye bye dummy

A dummy is a God send when you have a newborn who is crying non stop or who is attached to your boob twentyfourseven. If you are a first time mum, odds are that you would find yourself clueless, therefore frustrated, tired and annoyed. You just want to do something so your baby will stop…

London day out with a toddler

Although I am trying not to venture in central London on a weekend, today I risked it and went out. She was so happy on the big chair in the train we got off by London Bridge and decided on walking up to the Aquarium. For an adult it takes about 37 minutes but when…

Naked motherhood

Water is dripping off me and I start to feel cold. I can’t get dressed though. I can’t move. I can only rock from side to side, the “please go back to sleep” type of rocking. I’m praying to hear that little snore. It’s the sound of freedom. It tells me it’s safe to put…