My day finishes/starts at around 5:15 pm every day, seven days a week. That is the time when little one gets sleepy and hungry and grumpy. Not necessarily in this order. Just after five I see her rubbing her eyes, lifting her arms so I can pick her up and making weird noises that actually…
BABY TALK AND DREAMS
Wine tastes amazing. Even better since I know it's only mine. I don't have to share it with the little one. She is not allowed. This is for mummy. I have wine and you have milk. I have coffee and you have orange juice. Life is not fair little sucker... got ya here! And this…
HOW MY BABY IS THE BOSS OF ME
My baby doesn't crawl. She does not talk or even stand up without my support. She is only six months old but I swear to God she manipulates the shit out of me. I am the weakest link and she knows it so well. She got used to falling asleep in my arms and she…
MUMS I HATE
I mean real bitches. I seen them all around today. Everywhere I went there they were. I think they were literally following me, getting disguised so I won't recognise them. Or reality is so cruel and there are way too many bitches in the world. I am a pacifist but when you step on my…
BABY BUTTERFLIES 🦋 AND COFFEE ☕ 