When you find out you are going to have a baby you picture this perfect life you will have. You imagine pink clouds raining love and happiness, the perfect baby who only smiles and giggles on command and sleeps whenever you want them to sleep. You think you have everything and nobody can ruin your…
HOW MY BABY IS THE BOSS OF ME
My baby doesn't crawl. She does not talk or even stand up without my support. She is only six months old but I swear to God she manipulates the shit out of me. I am the weakest link and she knows it so well. She got used to falling asleep in my arms and she…
MUMS I HATE
I mean real bitches. I seen them all around today. Everywhere I went there they were. I think they were literally following me, getting disguised so I won't recognise them. Or reality is so cruel and there are way too many bitches in the world. I am a pacifist but when you step on my…
ME, GINA FORD AND BABY ROUTINE
First thing I got as a present when I got pregnant was the well known blue book of Gina Ford "The new contended little baby book". I was so happy as I wanted to get it anyways. It had such good reviews and it made me think that after I'll finish reading it I will…
BABY BUTTERFLIES 🦋 AND COFFEE ☕ 